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“”                                    静了几秒。                                    “哈哈哈哈哈!!”                                    又是一阵哄然大笑。                                    柯政明也笑了。                                    他看着我,倒是眉头古怪的挑了挑,道“你叫什么名字?”                                    麻痹。                                    明明知道我叫林怀银!                                    “林怀银!”我说。                                    “林怀银?”                                    那漂亮被我撕掉丝袜的美女老师也嘀咕了。                                    完了。                                    她肯定要整我。                                    “很不错的名字,心怀远大”他说。                                    啧啧。                                    我挺佩服他的。                                    我从来都不知道原来我自己还可以心怀远大                                    “你知道吗,我刚才说了,我们学心理的,要学会观察一切事物!”柯政明教授玩味的看着我“你可以在警察面前撒谎,可以在犯人面前撒谎,可以在朋友亲戚面前撒谎,更可以在情侣爱人面前撒谎,但你要记住,你绝对不可以在心理学家面前撒谎!”                                    他一句话,让我脸色变了下。                                    “首先,我只问了五秒钟!”他说“五秒钟,我看了你手机亮开时有锁。解锁,你可能错误,好,就算你对,你也要花费一秒。其次,你打开百度,一秒,打字,你再快也要三秒,你这触屏手机打字可没那么快,再者,你搜索也要一秒,最极限你起码也要六秒,再加上,我观察你,你低下头拿起手机的时间也就短短两秒!”                                    说着。                                    他玩味看着我“试问,你是怎么搜索的?”                                    得。                                    被拆穿了!                                    我嘴角一抽。                                    你麻痹的,还观察我。                                    是的。                                    我是在逛校园的时候看到了这个东西,觉得无聊,就记了下来!                                    “你很聪明,你明显是记住的。是的,没人会去观察那些无聊的字,不,我想的话,其实也有。只是你们这些人里面最少有好几个是这样子的我分析下你们的心理想法吧!”                                    他继续道“首先,不想出风头,其次,觉得说了害臊,没意思,第三,你们觉得说不说都无所谓,反正有人说。对吧?这是你们这些记住了的人的想法对此,我只能评价的是,无聊,很无聊!!记得住就是记得住,隐藏什么?尤其是你!”                                    他指向了我。                                    “明明知道,还故意装作是侥幸。你是想让所有人都以为你是耍小聪明没有什么本事才去搜索的,让人比较容易忽视你吗?”                                    “”                                    我说过。                                    我最讨厌两种人。                                    比我帅的人。                                    还有学心理的人。                                    “好了!”                                    说完,他竟然止住不再撤下去“我也是纯粹问问,剩下也不多说,我也该走了。我知道,你们大部分都在看你们这漂亮的辅导员老师,我再废话下去,估摸你们都要心里骂我这个老家伙占用你们时间了!”                                    他撤了。                                    很配合的撤了。                                    男**丝欢呼了。                                    在大学。                                    辅导员是女的,挺不错。                                    是美女,更他妈的是罕见的好事啊。                                    于是乎。                                    指导员大美女站了上来。                                    她扫了所有人一眼“柯政明教授一般不会白问问题的不回答是你们的损失!”                                    “有你就不是损失了!”                                    “来心理学院没错啊!!”                                    下面**丝欢呼雀跃。                                    美女辅导员没说话。                                    她淡定的拿起粉笔,写在板上。                                    “我叫于彤。是你们的辅导员,将来几年,我会陪着你们度过!”她这样介绍了。                                    其实之后也没啥。                                    剩下的这美女辅导员虽然恶狠狠的瞪过我,但机智的我总是装作不见,这导致她暂时取消对我的怒火攻击。                                    这辅导员不错。                                    如果是站在学生的观点。                                    她这样可以回答自己是单身,自己没有男朋友,不介意学生泡自己的好老师,我真的很向往。自然了,对这些无耻的喊出能不能让她做自己女朋友的混蛋学生们,我是深深地感觉到了这社会道德的**和对这个校园新生的失望。                                    对此。                                    我只想吐槽一句,为毛不带上我一起问!?                                    “好了,闲余的话题我也说得够多的。那么,接下来和大家说点事了!”她拍了拍桌子,这种又和学生很合得来的辅导员,是可以让学生很听话。                                    静了。                                    “你们都知道的,开学,首先是要军训,所以了大家应该都知道明天要开始军训的事情了吧?军训的教官已经从部队来了,嗯,我看了一下,你们每个人都是身体健康,个儿棒棒的,也没什么大碍,所以,明天拒绝所有请假”                                    “啊”                                    所有人都傻眼。                                    我也是。                                    我草!                                    老子是小白脸啊,想把我晒黑?                                    “这次的心理系的学员很多,那么,明天军训就开始随机分人”这于彤笑呵呵的“班级等军训完再分,暂时的班长也等明天由教官选。我这个人是很随意的,真正的班长也不着急,那么,现在来几个和我去拿军训服装?”                                    啧啧。                                    看到她瞥向我的古怪目光,我已经是浑身打颤了。                                    姐姐!                                    亚麻蝶啊!                                    “唔,林怀银同学!”她喊道“抱歉,我就记得这个名字!”                                    “”                                    我脸更绿了。                                    “好的,这样吧,我想想,第四排第五排第六排的第六个,跟我走,男女也都来,我不偏心的!”                                    是的。                                    然后我和一个**丝加上两个妹纸出发了。                                    嘛。                                    那男的,长的倒是不咋滴。                                    是带着眼镜,瘦巴巴,脸上有些痘痘,很是猥琐,眼珠子还时不时瞥向于彤的大屁屁以及旁边一个看起来长的挺不错,蛮清秀的女孩。                                    她似乎也在不时看着我们,被我们发现,还害羞的扭过头                                    唔。                                    这女孩,蛮可爱的                                    “嘿,哥们,你叫啥?”我推了推他。                                    “啊啊”他被我这么一问,是有点怕生“我叫李清河!”                                    李清河?                                    “我叫林怀银!”我说。                                    “听老师说了!”他点了点头。                                    “为什么学心理?”我问他。                                    这家伙。                                    老实巴交的,应该不是学心理的料。                                    “我妹妹说可以泡妞啊”                                    妹妹?                                    我有点贱笑。“漂亮?”                                    “我妹以前是班花呢!”                                    “我一听到你有妹妹,你这个兄弟我交定了!”我用力的拍了拍他的肩膀。                                    是的。                                    第一个大学的朋友。                                    我想会是他。                                    之后。                                    作为朋友,我是让他把我的那份一起拿了,自己吹着口哨想撤。                                    “林怀银,稍等!”见到人都撤了,于彤是拉住了我。                                    得。                                    我就知道。                                    “呵呵呵呵,老师,上次一别,仍是容光焕发,精神抖擞,走路利索啊”我笑着开口。                                    她瞥了我一眼。                                    冷笑“真没想到,你会是我的学生!”                                    “不是,老师,我向你保证,其实我是一个老实的孩子,我上次是因为压力太大”                                    “是吗?”她玩味道。                                    “骗你我就是变态!”我严肃说。                                    “明天我们好好玩玩吧!”她笑着拍了拍我的肩膀,调皮的眨了眨眼“去玩吧,同学,明天记得好好来军训,不来的话,大姐姐我可是会很可爱的扣你学分哦”                                    尼玛。                                    威胁我?!                                    我草!                                    扣我学分?                                    好吧。                                    我不敢不去                                    我老爸一句话至今我记得很清楚,现在还是要点赞。                                    宁可得罪小人。                                    也不可惹女人                                    撤了。                                    只是。                                    在我刚撤开几步时,脑子忽然嗡的一声                                    “叮全系统提示,全系统提示!”                                    “叮系统完全修复完毕,冻结一个月的通道再次打开,所有玩家在三秒之后可以立刻进入游戏世界!”                                    “叮系统提示:由于系统的重新结合,主线任务更改玩家属性更改,玩家排行榜更改”

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