笔趣阁 > 恐怖灵异 > 萌萌哒系统 > 章041 我喜欢你妹!

对。                                    我是很震惊。                                    有时候我甚至在感慨,虽然这林瑶平时坑了点,但的确是一个惹人怜爱的妹妹啊                                    是的。                                    我看到了一副让我震碎节操的画面。                                    此刻的林瑶正在床上与陈瑾萱大战,在身体猥琐部位忽然扭来扭去,仿佛是准备给我预备观看的位置一般,她甚至还直接将陈瑾萱的衣服全部拔得光光,就像qq里聊的没穿任何衣服的展露出现                                    这一战。                                    惊天动地,气镇山河。                                    惊得我都傻眼在了原地,久久不能平茎                                    是的                                    久久不能平茎                                    但。                                    我草!                                    这时候是老子看戏的时候?过了五分钟了啊,再不摸我明天上新闻联播去报道                                    “变态!”                                    然而。                                    陈瑾萱发现我了。                                    没错。                                    林瑶自然也被我开门的声音吸引了,然后看向我,从笑嘻嘻打闹的模样立刻变成了震惊,而后窃笑了起来“欧尼酱,你真的来啦?”                                    好。                                    欧尼酱我真的来了!                                    来送死了!                                    “王八蛋!”陈瑾萱脸色已经铁青了。                                    我知道。                                    她现在无法用语言来形容自己内心的疯狂和愤怒,甚至只能用一句咆哮来代表自己的狂暴!                                    “山东蓝翔高级技工学校!”                                    是的。                                    只有这句牛逼哄哄的话才能形容她的所想。                                    “林瑶!”                                    我郑重的看着她“给欧尼酱摸下屁股好不好?”                                    “”                                    场面寂静。                                    ys!                                    如果碰到个变态,你或许打他一顿就没事了。但当碰到我这种变态,不要脸到极致的贱人,她们绝对是明白打死我都没有用。                                    唉。                                    我知道。                                    不作死不就不会死!                                    我也不想作死。                                    但如果不从了这系统,我他妈的真的会崩溃在这个世界上。                                    “噢欧尼酱,你这话简直是震撼了我脆弱的心灵!”                                    林瑶羞涩的开口了,她一脸纯洁的看着我,扭出了自己的小pp,道“来吧!”                                    感谢理解我的妹妹。                                    还好。                                    不是让我摸陈瑾萱的。                                    毕竟。                                    老虎的屁股摸不得。                                    “砰!”                                    当我要靠近时,陈瑾萱立刻是及时穿好三角裤,对着我狠狠的来了一脚,将我踢飞到数米外,差点没吐血。                                    不对劲啊。                                    这女人怎么力量变更强了?                                    我草!                                    这简直是女神踢我的力量啊是的,女神在第一次见面时候踢得力量                                    难不成!?                                    我错愕了。                                    她不会也是玩家吧?                                    “变态,给老娘受死!”逗逼萱这时候是大怒的穿着罩罩,边朝着我冲了过来。                                    “我草,妖孽你给老孙等等!”我连忙遁开原地。                                    再被踢几脚,我估计要肾虚了。                                    “妈的,猴头,给老娘站住!”                                    “草,你以为我是我猴子请来的逗逼吗?再过来我一棒敲死你了!”我边跑边骂。                                    “混蛋!”                                    她骂骂咧咧的“看我替如来佛收了你这淫贼!”                                    “我靠,你不按套路出牌,如来佛啥时候收淫贼了?!”我对着她竖起中指,发现她忽然追不到我,我又得意了“你他妈有种打我啊!”                                    可惜。                                    好了。                                    我忽然脚崴了下                                    作死了。                                    “”                                    我从地上爬起来,她很机智的没用打我脸蛋和要害,和若不是我捂着二弟,现在已经成为两条腿的司马迁了。                                    “欧-尼-酱”                                    嗯。                                    刚起来林瑶倒是不嫌弃自己累在那边趴了半天,现在边对着我扭着屁股边调皮的道“要-不-要-摸-妹-妹-的-屁股呢~!”                                    她在调戏我。                                    在诱惑我!                                    不对。                                    我草。                                    这时间...貌似要到了!                                    我脸色完全绿了!                                    二话不说,我立刻朝着这妞的屁股扑了过去。                                    砰!                                    逗逼萱把我踩在了地上!                                    她表情冷漠的看着我“你这个臀控,不想死就给老娘安静点,我怕我忍不住杀了你!”                                    “妈的,逗逼萱,你也是玩家对吧?!”我连忙大叫。                                    “厄.”                                    她张大嘴,傻眼了下。                                    接着眼神变化“你也是?”                                    “你大爷的,我的日常任务是摸林瑶屁股啊,没摸我要死的,你快点让开!”我大叫。                                    “胡扯。我的任务怎么都没那种,你这是对自己不要脸找借口。”她道。                                    咦。                                    她任务不是?                                    但...果然。                                    她也是玩家,这个世界玩家,似乎是越来越多了?                                    这增长的力量几乎不比我差,如果不是玩家,怎么可能有这种水平...                                    我猜对了。                                    可现在我是好奇了,这日常任务,不是每个人都做这种猥琐的事情吗?难不成只有我一个是这种犯贱的任务?                                    这不科学啊!                                    嘛。                                    想了想,这些...我他妈的不是可以晚点再考虑?!                                    任务!                                    任务啊!                                    “我去,姑奶奶啊,我不管你怎么样,我摸我妹妹不行吗?”我欲哭无泪。                                    “不行!”                                    “为什么?!”                                    “我喜欢你妹!”                                    “你要不草我妹算了?”我差点没给她跪下。                                    “我是同性恋!”她顿了顿,道“在外国这种很正常..”                                    “...”                                    咦。                                    我听到啥碎了?                                    噢,sht。                                    她刚才说啥了,我节操都碎了啊。                                    “你**裸的给我表达了一个可怕的事实!”                                    “是的!”她道“所以以后不要这样对待你妹!”                                    “你们才相处多久?”                                    “一见钟情!”                                    我觉得我和这个女人没话题了。                                    “叮任务时间到,玩家任务失败。系统将对玩家采取惩罚内容:脱光上衣在大街上捏着咪咪扭着三分钟屁股!”                                    “我可以再给你见证个事实!”我面如死灰的道。                                    “什么?”                                    “我说的任务不是开玩笑的!”我道。                                    是的。                                    接下来我是在远处林瑶傻眼的情况下,陈瑾萱傻眼的情况下,身体不由自主的情况下默默的走出了门,后面两妞自然也是好奇的穿好衣服跟上了。                                    “你们先把我杀了吧!”在即将走出门的刹那,我哭了。                                    “欧尼酱你想干嘛?”林瑶问。                                    “想死!”                                    “”                                    陈瑾萱也是稀奇古怪的看着我,却不说话。                                    好的。                                    走到了大街了,陈瑾萱拉着林瑶在后面,不准她靠近我。                                    没错,                                    我没有拒绝。                                    我眼中默默再度滑下泪水,这系统太配合了,来到了最热闹的菜市场                                    “哗!”                                    我脱掉了自己的衣服。                                    在众目睽睽的情况下。                                    林瑶错愕。                                    陈瑾萱也张了张嘴巴。                                    得,她现在是明白自己犯错了,可这些已经无法挽回了。                                    对头。                                    这是任务的惩罚,玩家都清楚。                                    于是乎。                                    我伸出手,完全控制不住的捏住了自己的咪咪,在更多人围观的情况下,扭起了屁股。                                    试想。                                    当你们在繁华的大街上,看到**着身体的男子捏着自己的咪咪扭着屁股会是什么想法?                                    恶心!                                    变态!                                    无耻!                                    流氓!                                    神经病!                                    不要脸!                                    对。                                    这是每个人的想法。                                    当然。                                    剩下的。                                    是拿起手机。                                    拍照,拍视频,微博可以涨粉                                    好的。                                    我无法想象自己以后怎么忍辱负重活下去。                                    “啊,对不起啊,我哥他神经有问题!”                                    林瑶这时候急忙从后面冲了过来,她把自己的外套脱了盖住了我的脸,对着所有人道“别看了。都别看了。”                                    是的。                                    痛哭了。                                    世上只有妹妹好。                                    我恨不得现在亲她一口。                                    “嘿嘿,这样我就有理由靠近拍了!”林瑶忽然窃笑了下,但窃笑完,傻眼了“完了,欧尼酱听见了!”                                    我保证。                                    我恢复了我肯定打不死她                                    可。                                    坑爹的事情常有。                                    在我做了两分钟之时,我忽然看到人群中一个漂亮的身影挤了进来。她的眼神充满着兴趣                                    可。                                    她看到我之时,眼神立刻死寂了下来。                                    一副:'原来是这个变态'的表情。                                    没错。                                    是女神苏青!!

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